Some heroes wear capes.
Some villains buy Twitter.

Introducing the perfect shirt for anyone who’s absolutely over tech bros, billionaire tantrums, and rocket men with fragile egos. Featuring the world’s most exhausting man, Elon Musk, paired beautifully with one simple, accurate word: Pendejo.

Subtle? No.
Petty? Absolutely.
Correct? Every damn time.

Printed on a super soft Gildan Softstyle tee, because comfort is important — even when your shirt is roasting a billionaire in two languages.

Details:

• Gildan Softstyle Tee – soft enough to comfort you after doomscrolling

• Unisex fit – for all anti-MAGA legends

• Professionally printed – just like Elon's bad ideas (but way more durable)

• Available in multiple sizes 

• Guaranteed to annoy the worst people

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to protests. Wear it to family functions when that uncle starts talking about Dogecoin.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, triggered tech bros, or awkward Tesla drivers.